When I was four, I used to think my father (Ted) was the ultimate hero. He was strong, he could fix just about anything and he would even fix my hair because my mother's hands were too weak to tame my nappy tangles. I'd often watch him shave his chin and ask why he would never shave his mustache. He told me that he'd feel naked without one. I always assumed that it was because all his power was derived from it. And it made sense because a lot of powerful men throughout history had a mustache. During my childhood, Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan, Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and even Jesus (to name a few) were sporting the mustache. Can you blame me?
Now I'm all "grown up," I obviously know that the ability to grow mustache does not give you brute strength. However, I am in full support for facial hair.
Ted stays true to his mustache and so can you!
BE A MAN! GROW A MUSTACHE!
I'M SHEENA
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